by Dr. Mandill E. Kim
The most important hormone in a man's body is called testosterone. For millions of years, this substance was readily available as it could be made from simple materials such as clay or pandas. Then, at the beginning of the twentieth century, at-home testosterone production was outlawed and men had to acquire their hormones from enterprising hillfolk who distributed their home-brewed product in supercharged cars that could evade the local sheriffs.
This brings us to a critical issue. From the time a guy reaches the age of 25, testosterone begins to leak out of his body, leaving behind unsightly "man puddles" when gets up from a chair or stands in one place for too long. The result is a condition referred to as "Low T". Common symptoms are weight gain, lethargy, hair loss, and finally the development of what we classify as "cartoon penis".
If this describes you, take heart! I now offer Dr. Mandill E. Kim's Bestosterone. A special blend of Chinese herbs, this supplement is 87% panda-free if you place your order on the first of the month.
Within 7 days of taking Dr. Mandill E. Kim's Bestosterone, you will witness remarkable changes taking place. Your testosterone levels will skyrocket! You will notice increased muscle mass in yourself and others! Your once-thinning hair will become a thick nest of angry snakes! When you enter a room, women you've never met will immediately give birth to as many sons as you desire! Real sons, not the kind who do cardio!
Order today, before you drip away another puddle of yourself!
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