by Dr. Mandill E. Kim
Human Growth Hormone (HGH) is touted by many as mankind's best bet for long life and optimum health. Once strictly regulated, HGH is now added to a variety of products from school lunches to house paint. As is always true, however, the benefits of a substance such as HGH also come with certain risks. Let's take a look at some of the claims for this product, as well as their possible side-effects.
*** Benefit- Melts Fat: Proponents claim that HGH leads to safe and rapid weight loss.
Risk- Pools of melted body fat re-form as small children who follow you home demanding more fat and Kool-Aid.
*** Benefit- Thicker, Softer Hair: Users believe HGH improves both quality and quantity of hair.
Risk- Occasional scalp eruption of spider babies. This has been reported as the number one job interview turn-off by many employers.
*** Benefit- Improved Memory: HGH proponents claim to have sharper memories and more acute thinking.
Risk- Reported side-effects include bi-lingual diarrhea, pubic weevils, and nervous aroma.
*** Benefit- Increased Muscle Mass: Body builders and weightlifters have been longtime users of HGH.
Risk- Suddenly stopping HGH use can lead to ringing in the ears and colon, along with a condition know as "hobo abs".
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